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Nicholas "The Stoned Magician" Penney
In
ancient times he would've been hung, stoned, or burned at the stake!
Magician & Sideshow performer!
Why hire Nick as the entertainment for your next big event?
Musical bands are so cliche.
To Nick Safety is just as important as a good show.
Nick carries performance insurance through Specialty Insurance Agency.
Nick is very knowledgeable of fire performance safety!
Nick is recognized by Sword Swallower's Association International
Nick bends solid steel over 135 degrees inide his body
Lets children as young as four years old remove swords from his body!
Nick is a "Professional Attention Getter" & skilled Street Performer
He specializes in attracting people passing by to stop, to come closer, to watch
the show, and to your stay at your
Fund Raiser, Trade Show
Store or Mall Opening
Fares & Carnivals
Parades
Get Togethers Of Any Kind!
Want more people showing up at your event?
Advertise Nick, people will come.
The world population is currently:
That means there is
approximately 1 sword swallower for every 100 million people in the world!
Imagine the gossip your event will accumulate when you advertise you have a sword
swallower performing at your event!
The Stoned Magician's Package Deals:
The Silver Package is a Parlor Style show.
Nick entertains
your audience as he performs a unique magic show
with humorous and astonishing effects along with educating at the
same time.
Watch closely as Nick performs with ropes, cigarettes, candles, lighters, handkerchiefs, and canes. Wonder
how he creates fire with his mind, floats objects, reads minds, and much more.
The Gold Package
Nick amazes your audience with acts like Fire Eating and Sword Swallowing as well as,
Glass Walking, Human Blockhead,
Fire Poi, Regurgitating, and portions of juggling are included in this package.
The Platinum Package is 1 hour long
and includes everything
in the Silver and Gold Packages along with the Close-Up Package.
The Close-Up Package involves small
magic tricks.
Individuals must be at a close distant to the Stoned Magician as he performs
magic with coins,
cards, ropes, U.S. currency, cigarettes, sponge balls,
silk handkerchiefs, canes, candles, reads minds, floats objects,
etc.
Nick can also stroll around to different areas entertaining spectators, or be stabilized in one spot so individuals
can approach him.
Yours and your guests safety is our utmost priority, there for if a specific
act is requested but may be too dangerous to perform at your venue, it will be removed or altered to ensure the safety of
the audience and performers alike
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Manipulator - This is the deception part
of my act. Nick is a slight of hand expert. Master of cards, coins, sponge balls, lit & un-lit cigarettes and
everything in between. You name it, he can (more than likely) do something with it...
Sword Swallower- Regretfully there is only
forty-some sword swallower's in the whole world still alive that still perform the act.
Nicholas Penney currently 21 years of age is one uf those
so few who have mastered this ancient and most deadly art form spanding back over 4,000 years!
Stare in amazement as The Stoned Magician swallow several items including
Wire Coat Hangers, 15" Wooden Drum Sticks,
19" Plastic Swords, glowing Light Saber swords, 3 1/2 lb. 21" Steel Sais (Steel
Forks), Faux 30" Long-Stemmed Roses, 18" Curved Plastic Saber Sword,
a 3 lb. 17 & 1/2" solid steel shappened sword blade, a 15" steel sword, a 16 1/2" steel sword,
an 18" solid steel blade and saving the best for last multiple swords at once... watch as Nick
swallows a combined total of nearly Ten Feet of Solid, Sharpened Stainless Steel!
History Of Sword Swallowing
Fire Eating & Manipulation - There's no trick to it. There is no such thing as cold fire, It's really
real & really HOT. Lora Rae & the great Stoned Magician perform a beautiful routine that can inclould
flaming staffs, batons, torches, poi, & more.
Note: The Stoned Magician is one of so VERY FEW Fire
Eaters in the world to perform blindfolded. A truly death defying skill!
Lit Cigarette Eater & Manipulator -
Smoking is bad for you, so I just eat! People often ask what it taste like....It's like french kissing an ashtray.
Yum! Nick performs with cigarettes both lit & non-lit. He appears, vanishes, tares and restores, floats, and eats
cigarettes. An act very rare, and very weird.
Flaming Broken Bottle Walk - Some walk
on broken glass bottles. Others walk on flaming hot coals, The Stoned Magician &
Lora Rae Combine the two for an amazing display of courage and stupidity
Iron Tongue -
I prove that pain can be suppressed when I shove a sharp metal skewer though my tongue
... letting you pull it out! I dangle 10 pounds of weight from a metal hook running though my
tongue, all for your entertainment.
Brain Floss - Always play it safe. Always
use a new condom when your brain itches
Blockheads - There's
nothing like hammering a 4 & 1/2 inch steal 30 penny nail into your nostril to clear up the sinuses.
Actually, why not both nostrils... Nick & Lora shove several odd items into there faces. Anything from Power Drills,
to Scissors, to Golf Teas, etc.
It's gross and disgusting, but you'll watch.
Regurgitator - Swallow an object...
down to the stomach it goes... at will, bring it back. Word vomit comes to mind.
At one point in his show Nick swallows a normal sized plastic ping-pong ball
and a REAL Glass Light Bulb... With OUT choking... Only to regurgitate it a few moments later!
Eww
Juggler - Watch as I juggle 3 yes 3
colored balls! Not impressed? How about three balls ON FIRE!
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| Close Up Magician |
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| Cards, coins, sponge balls, cigarettes... |
| Nicholas Penney |
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| True Sword Swallower |
| Fire Eater |
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| "Just call me Hott Lips, mwah!" |
| Human Block Head |
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| Those of us who can hammer a REAL SOLID NAIL in the nose |
| Cigarette Magic |
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| Appears, disappears, reappears, FLOATS! |
| Spike In Face |
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| "If I sneezed right now, I could kill you!" |
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