Repertoire

"Stoned Magician"

(Nicholas Penney)

Magician & Sideshow performer!

My act can include:

Even though I am available for more critique and individually designed events running-time from a minimum of 15 minuets to up to 1 and a 1/2 hours, you may feel more comfortable choosing a set show or "Package Deal", rather than build one

Note: If you are interested in having Sword Swallowing performed at your event, you have the option of including Lora Rae too!

Giving you two sword swallower's at your event

(The worlds only full blood-related sword swallower's at that)

The Stoned Magician's Package Deals:

The Silver Package is a 25-30 minute long Parlor Style show.
Nick entertains your audience as he performs a unique magic show
with humorous and astonishing effects along with educating them
Watch closely as Nick performs with ropes, cigarettes, handkerchiefs, and canes. Wonder how he creates fire with his mind, floats objects, reads minds, and much more.

The Gold Package is 45 minuets long.
Nick amazes your audience with acts like Fire Eating and Sword Swallowing as well as,
Glass Walking, Human Blockhead, Fire Poi, Regurgitating, and portions of juggling are included in this package.

The Platinum Package is 1 hour long
and includes everything in the Silver and Gold Packages along with the Close-Up Package.

The Close-Up Package involves small magic tricks.
Individuals must be at a close distant to the Stoned Magician as he performs
magic with coins, cards, ropes, U.S. currency, cigarettes, sponge balls,
silk handkerchiefs, canes, reads minds, floats objects, etc.
Nick can also stroll around to different areas entertaining spectators, or be stabilized in one spot so individuals can approach him.

Yours and your guests safety is our utmost priority, there for if a specific act is requested but may be too dangerous to preform at your venue, it will be removed or altered to ensure the safety of the audience and performers alike

Manipulator - This is the deception part of my act. Nick is a slight of hand expert. Master of cards, coins, sponge balls, lit & un-lit cigarettes and everything in between. You name it, he can (more than likely) do something with it...

Sword Swallower - Nicholas Penney aka The Stoned Magician is barely 21 years of age and yet is one of only 94 people alive today, to have learned this ancient and most deadly art spanding back over 4,000 years

Watch closely as Nick 1st swallows AND then Bends Solid Steel in his Throat...

Stare in amazment as Nick swallows several other items inclouding the Wire Coat Hangers, a 15" Wooden Drum Stick, a 19" Plastic Sword, a glowing Light Saber sword, a 3 1/2 lb. 21" Steel Sai (Steel Fork), a Faux 30" Long-Stemmed Rose, a 18" Curved Plastic Saber Sword, and saving the best for last... A 17 & 1/2" solid steel sword blade!

History Of Sword Swallowing

Fire Eater & Manipulator - There's no trick to it. There is no such thing as cold fire, It's really real & really HOT. A martial art inspired routine that can inclould flaming swords, staffs, batons, torches, poi, & much much more.

Note: The Stoned Magician is one of so VERY FEW fire Eaters in the world to perform blindfolded. A truly death defying skill!

Lit Cigarette Eater & Manipulator - Smoking is bad for you, so I just eat! People often ask what it taste like....It's like french kissing an ashtray. Yum! Nick performs with cigarettes both lit & non-lit. He appears, vanishes, tares and restores, floats, and eats cigarettes. An act very rare, and very weird.

Flaming Broken Bottle Walk - Some walk on broken glass bottles. Others walk on flaming hot coals, I Combine the two for an amazing display of courage and stupidity

Iron Tongue - I prove that pain can be suppressed when I shove a sharp metal skewer though my tongue ... letting you pull it out! I dangle 10 pounds of weight from a metal hook running though my tongue, all for your entertainment.

Brain Floss - Always play it safe. Always use a new condom when your brain itches

Blockhead - There's nothing like hammering a 4 & 1/2 inch steal 30 penny nail into your nostril to clear up the sinuses. Actually, why not both nostrils...

Regurgitator - Swallow an object... down to the stomach it goes... at will, bring it back. Word vomit comes to mind.

At one point in his show Nick swallows a normal sized plastic ping-pong ball and a REAL Glass Light Bulb... With OUT choking... Only to regurgitate it a few moments later!

Eww

Juggler - Watch as I juggle 3 yes 3 colored balls! Not impressed? How about three balls ON FIRE!